Musings from the Gods: John Dies at the End

Greetings friends, or should I say frenemies. You don’t know me and that’s good, it means you will be unable to spit on me should we pass in the street. Welcome to my own little slice of the Two-Headed Nerd Empire. Though, let’s think of it less as a slice and more of the weird little curio shop that gives you the jibblies every time you walk past and peer into the poorly lit interior through the unnaturally greasy windows, wondering how this place remains in business and suspecting that there is some unnatural power at work. Enough self indulgent exposition, let’s get to the heart of why I am here. I talk about movies, so much so that I make a podcast about it. Maybe you’re radical and you’ve heard it once, or perhaps you should quit being an idiot and tune into the truth about life. Suffice to say, whether you believe it or not, I am a critic, and as such it is the holy charge entrusted to me by Apollo to tell you about movies. I will not tell you how to feel, but I am uniquely qualified to quantify your opinion and tell you where you fall on the grey slide rule of rightness and dumbness. So sit down and shut up and let me talk for a minute. Today’s lesson is on the...

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