Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute Just sit right there I’ll tell you how I French braided Macaulay Culkins hair…. As some of you may know, Home...
Read MoreFor the second year in a row, I’m participating in my husband’s Fantasy Football league (I got second place last year, thank you very much) that he put together, featuring a rag-tag group of nerds. Though these nerds kind of...
Read MoreSunday was my day to go on my trail of tears hike with the lovely Enrique, but someone got turnt up at a wedding on Saturday night and cancelled plans with me. I would’ve asked my husband to go, but someone (hint, HIM)...
Read MoreAfter spending all day Saturday working (10 hours in the sun, thank you very much), tonight (Sunday) I just wanted to go to yoga and relax at home and have a cuddle party with the pugs. Because that is how you win a Sunday. But...
Read MoreA week or two ago, my husband threw down a hardcover book in front of me and demanded that I read it. He never does this, so my interest was naturally piqued. I love to read, but let’s not lie: If it’s not about some teenagers...
Read MoreSometimes you learn things about your husband. Sometimes the things you learn make you question your marriage. On Friday night, I learned my husband has a thing for Vin Diesel. If we divorce, that will be listed as the reason...
Read MoreTwitter might be my most favorite of all the social media offerings. It’s informative, timely and exceptionally weird in the best way. Bonus, you only have 140 characters to get to your point. Perfect for those of us with...
Read MoreWhoa! You guys, I have been MIA for months, and I do apologize. There was just some shit that came up that I had no control over. The holidays, my grandparents battling to see who could have the most heart attacks and hospital...
Read MoreMy husband is a certified atheist, not to be confused with a Wiccan (ahem, Keith Silva). I’m sure he has a laminated card he made that says so. He is super proud of this fact and said I should write my blog on what it’s like for...
Read MoreThis past weekend, my husband was overjoyed because The Hobbit: Benedict Cumberbatch Voices a Dragon finally came out. This is part two in The Hobbit trilogy and — just like part one and The Lord of the Rings saga before it — it...
Read MoreIt’s the most wonderful time of the year, according to every song ever sung about Christmas. Along with the endless carols, come a handful of Christmas movies. Probably my most favorite holiday film is White Christmas, followed...
Read MoreMy husband is a smart man. In fact, he will be the first person to let you know how damn smart he is. Humble, non? Basically, he knows a bunch of dumb shit. When it comes to movies, comics, short stories and books, I’ve...
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